Lil’s War on Hummers and Harbour


Buffalo Lil
Hot on the campaign trail
Buffalo Lil has condemned
the local harbour works
saying: “They have
constructed
an absolute disgrace.”

High on Buffalo Lil’s wish list is
“A proper bus service and that includes
a school bus and
a ban on all street parking
high time those mothers
who jam up streets at schools
every other day of the week
with their hummers
desert tanks and
war machines.”

She says.
“And as for that four storey block of flats
they are planning for the harbour
alongside which a broken sewers runs
we don’t need it,
and we don’t need
the rats that use it.”

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